is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
