We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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