I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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