i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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