I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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