1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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