I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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