Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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