shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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