were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No subtext here. People are naked.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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