How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Randomize
