If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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