you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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