it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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