ugly people sure do ruin things
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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