Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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