She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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