have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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