Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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