Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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