He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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