Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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