gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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