Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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