don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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