Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she pinky promised me she was 18
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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