I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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