What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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