Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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