Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Randomize
