It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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