Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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