I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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