Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
You ate ashes out of my bong
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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