How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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