do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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