I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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