I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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