Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
