"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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