Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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