I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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