yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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