Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
pop tarts are not kleenex
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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