The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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