Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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