Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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