i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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