Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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