My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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