I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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