Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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