just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I need a burrito and a hug.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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