fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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